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		Funny Games 
		(2008) 
		Directed by 
		Michael Haneke 
		  
		Review by 
		Zach Saltz 
		  
		Funny Games 
		is not 
		merely the torture porn it appears to be. 
		On the surface, Michael Haneke’s American remake of his own 1997 
		Austrian cult classic is nothing more than an exercise in pure sadism, 
		complete with golf clubs used as batons and whips, pillowcases wrapped 
		over heads, and the ever-increasing unfortunate 
		Cell-Phone-Which-Selectively-Shuts-Off (a sort of modern variation on 
		the Selective-Number-No-Longer-In-Service). 
		Indeed, there are more scenes of physical and psychological 
		torture in this movie than explosions in a Michael Bay flick. 
		When Naomi Watts’ character, Ann, asks her sadistic captor why 
		they simply don’t kill her, Michael Pittman’s deadpan Peter responds 
		coolly: “You shouldn’t forget the importance of entertainment”; and 
		somehow this line will not only provide the capricious mood ripe for 
		mutilation and beyond, but will also serve a deeper meaning when 
		considering the film’s ultimate purpose. The set up is formulaic, at best: A smug upper-class family (Tim Roth, 
		Watts, and Devon Gearhart as the son) arrives at their idyllic gated 
		vacation home on Long Island. 
		On the way to the house, they casually sift through album after 
		album of classical music, quizzing each other on which composer wrote 
		which piece.  
		They run into 
		their neighbors and ask when a good time to play a round of golf would 
		be.  
		Once they arrive at the 
		house, they are so self-absorbed with their own material possessions 
		that they do not notice their hungry dog, pining for attention. Oh, dare I say that Haneke has something provocative to say about the 
		new American bourgeoisie?  
		Such cool and uninflected cinematography while accentuation the 
		solipsism of nuveau riche seems worthy of Buñuel (to whom Ed 
		Gonzalez likens Haneke), but I feel his style lends itself more to Jean 
		Renoir in Rules of the Game, whose camera catches the actions of 
		its characters but whose viewers are asked to interpret the significance 
		(or, more importantly, the insignificance) of their screen figures. 
		We have relatively little moral grounding in which to make our 
		assumptions about George, Ann, and Little Georgie, but after several 
		unbearable minutes of their dull banal affluence, the viewer is quick to 
		find them guilty of being dull. In any event, the unnamed family encounters two impeccably white-clad 
		polo-sporting young men calling themselves Peter and Paul (Michael Pitt 
		and Brady Corbet) who are a mix of Vladimir and Estragon and Leopold and 
		Loeb.  
		They refuse to leave 
		the house, hold the family captive, and kill each of them off. 
		Complete with unnerving self-reflexivity (Pitt’s Peter breaking 
		the “fourth wall” and directly glancing and communicating with audience 
		members) and use of unorthodox technique (one scene is literally rewound 
		and altered to better fit the film’s profession of the excitement of 
		evil versus good), Haneke’s film runs the gamut in experimentation, but 
		nothing is quite as experimental as the idea that murderers ought to 
		have the ability to express their opinions, too. The acting in Funny Games is proficient, if not slightly 
		one-dimensional.  
		Tim Roth 
		basically reprises his role as Mr. Orange in 
		Reservoir Dogs, 
		except this time instead of getting shot in the stomach, he is whacked 
		in the leg and has to sit out for the remainder of the movie. 
		Naomi Watts and little Devon Gearhart scream quite a bit, but are 
		nonetheless effective in some major sequences, such as when Watts runs 
		along the side of a street and when Gearhart sneaks into a neighbor’s 
		house.  
		But Pitt and Corbett 
		steal the show here, as they should, since their characters have been 
		deliberately allotted by Haneke as the film’s actual heroes -- quaint 
		and humorous murderers who light up the screen with their presence. Jim Emerson, the plebian editor and (hopefully) temporary replacement 
		for Roger Ebert writes: “If you liked those pictures from Abu Ghraib, 
		you’ll love Funny Games!” 
		But this is precisely the point Haneke is getting at: the 
		abhorrence of violence is wholly relative to perspective. 
		Do we truly want to see Ann talking on the phone to her affluent 
		suburban friends?  
		Are George 
		and Georgie all that remarkable on their miniature yacht? 
		Do we want to see more classical music composer sound-off? 
		Or would we rather see something exciting, like the use of 
		weapons and scenes of utter fear and dread? 
		The brilliance of 
		Funny Games is that it makes us feel 
		depraved, on the one hand, for playing voyeur to torture, but also for 
		condoning the repugnant behavior of the two mean by finding their scenes 
		most interesting.  
		Haneke 
		knows his audience to an almost unhealthy extent. 
		The ultimate 
		verdict on Funny Games depends on whether the sum of its parts 
		add up to a satisfying whole. 
		I believe it does.  
		While many of its sequences are admittedly dull, relentless, and 
		unremitting in their stark and unblinking portrait of brutality and 
		torture, the boredom is contained for a purpose. 
		Haneke is too intelligent a director to make a bland and routine 
		slasher flick, and this film seriously questions the validity of the 
		genre, not in the framework of conventional good versus evil, but rather 
		no good and all evil.  
		Funny Games may be more of a concept than an actual movie, but the 
		conversations which will naturally arise afterward are worth the price 
		of admission alone. Rating:
		
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